Itch In My Brain

More fun with the Advertising Slogan Generator:

A Sausage Works Wonders.
Ribbed For Her Beaver.
It’s Not All Pork, Pork, Pork, you know. Making Meth Taste Better.
Designed for Jacko, Engineered to Last.

A classic.

The best ones I managed:

“Cleans Right Round the Falafel”
“You Need a Falafel”
“Cheney Keeps Going and Going”

Gizoogle is a fun but useless service that translates text or websites into gangsta slang.

As an example, here’s the first paragraph of the Declaration of Independence:

When in tha course of human events, it becomes necessary fo` one thugz ta dissolve tha politizzles bands whiznich hizzle connected thizzay wittanotha, n ta assume among tha wanna be gangsta of tha earth, tha separate n equal station ta which tha laws of nature n of natures god entitle T-H-to-tha-izzem, a decent respect ta tha opinions of mankind requires thizzat they should declare tha causes which impel thizzem ta tha separizzles , niggaz, better recognize.

No pot? No problem!

After all, there’s always the trusty folks at the pharmaceutical industry, ready to ply you with sensibly-priced Viagra and lithium.

It seems the Land of the Dead TV spots are finally getting airtime… I saw two on Scifi and SpikeTV last night. Apparently MTV is running them as well.

Some helpful folks have put all the current advertising spots in one location for easy viewing. Check them out.

Screw Batman… this is going to be the great movie of the summer. If you have no clue as to why this is going to be a must-see, check here for some background.