Get Your Hootch On
Want to slap down $2 of your hard earned money on some tasty libations, but just can’t decide which one?
Have no fear! Bumwine has in-depth reviews of all your favorites: Mad Dog 20/20, Night Train, T-bird and much more. Here’s a sample of the fine criticism you’d expect from a bum wine snob:
Anyways, if your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then “T-bird” is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further than Thunderbird. As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower. The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage driking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum. A convenience store clerk in Show Low, AZ once told me that only the oldest of stumbling indian drunks from the reservation buy Thunderbird. Avaliable in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug.
