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	<title>Itch In My Brain</title>
	<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com</link>
	<description>Read. Write. Discuss.</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2005 02:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Snakes on a Plane!</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/10/08/snakes-on-a-plane/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Oct 2005 15:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Entertainment</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/10/08/snakes-on-a-plane/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Good God, this is serious. Samuel L. Jackson stars in a bold new film: Snakes on a Plane. You heard me.
	Plot outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who&#8217;s a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.
	What&#8217;s hilarious is that the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Good God, this is serious. Samuel L. Jackson stars in a bold new film: <em><a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fus.imdb.com%2Ftitle%2Ftt0417148%2F%5C&amp;i=0&amp;c=d47fd34817956f5ee2451bd0d3425614d65843ea">Snakes on a Plane</a></em>. You heard me.</p>
	<p>Plot outline: On board a flight over the Pacific Ocean, an assassin, bent on killing a passenger who&#8217;s a witness in protective custody, lets loose a crate full of deadly snakes.</p>
	<p>What&#8217;s hilarious is that the film was originally pegged with the lifeless title of <em>Flight 121</em>, but Jackson himself lobbied for the current name (and won). </p>
	<p>&#8220;Snakes on a muthafuckin&#8217; plane!&#8221;</p>
	<p><a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimg132.imageshack.us%2Fmy.php%3Fimage%3Dsnakesonaplane8wk.jpg&amp;i=0&amp;c=6779540a7c651e85c3fde47b53cd1f7d14678210" target="_blank"><img src="http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5982/snakesonaplane8wk.th.jpg" border="0" /></a></p>
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		<title>Bush picks a winner</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/10/03/bush-picks-a-winner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2005 06:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>News and Politics</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/10/03/bush-picks-a-winner/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	The media is abuzz today as Bush announces his pick for Sandra Day O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s replacement: White House counsel Harriet Miers? She&#8217;s never been a judge, even!
	This is another crony appointment&#8230; another yes-person who strokes Bush&#8217;s ego like a newborn kitten. David Frum fills in the blanks:
	In the White House that hero worshipped the president, Miers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>The media is abuzz today as Bush announces his pick for Sandra Day O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s replacement: White House counsel Harriet Miers? She&#8217;s never been a judge, even!</p>
	<p>This is another crony appointment&#8230; another yes-person who strokes Bush&#8217;s ego like a newborn kitten. David Frum fills in the blanks:</p>
	<blockquote><p>In the White House that hero worshipped the president, Miers was distinguished by the intensity of her zeal: She once told me that the president was the most brilliant man she had ever met.</p></blockquote>
	<p>Sweet Jesus. Hold on while I vomit.We have a winner here!</p>
	<p>A <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailykos.com&amp;i=0&amp;c=c4daa80b4f3950d327d01b185c47e4911154dd3b">Daily Kos</a> writer offered some more substantive motives for why Bush would pick such a blatantly inappropriate person:</p>
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1.) She&#8217;s an intellectual lightweight, easily influenced. Putting her on the Court with two purportedly &#8220;brilliant&#8221; Conservatives - Scalia and Roberts - makes her a lockstep vote with them. She may not qualify ideologically as a Right-Wing Conservative, but she can be counted on to vote that way.</p>
	<p>2.) She&#8217;s his legal fixer, someone who knows where all the bodies are buried. She&#8217;s accustomed to saving him from sticky legal situations - vide the National Guard records cleansing. She can be counted on to protect him at all costs - and he is going to need the Supreme Court to protect him.</p>
	<p>The Supreme Court is going to have to rule on whether a sitting President can be indicted when there is no House Judiciary Committee willing to vote for impeachment. The Supreme Court is going to have to issue a raft of rulings on issues stemming from the Fitzgerald indictments, the DeLay case, the entire mess of worms on K Street and in the Congress.</p>
	<p>Bush is no longer thinking about his &#8220;legacy&#8221;. He&#8217;s thinking about remaining a free man. This choice tells us that they know that they are guilty and are facing very serious legal consequences. Miers may be all that can keep Bush out of jail, perhaps for treason.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Once upon a time&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/30/once-upon-a-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:44:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Entertainment</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/30/once-upon-a-time/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	
	Just finished watching Once Upon a Time in the West. Brilliant, moving, and involving from start to finish&#8230; and this is coming from a guy who is very picky about Westerns! I could go on and on about the plot and artistic merits but that&#8217;s what the Fistful of Leone website is for. In the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fimg265.imageshack.us%2Fimg265%2F6586%2Fcardinale8nj.jpg&amp;i=0&amp;c=7baff566c95b8fd8fce4e9e6191b6e24fd74f42b"><img src="http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/6586/cardinale8nj.th.jpg" alt="Thanks ImageShack!" /></a></p>
	<p>Just finished watching <em>Once Upon a Time in the West</em>. Brilliant, moving, and involving from start to finish&#8230; and this is coming from a guy who is very picky about Westerns! I could go on and on about the plot and artistic merits but that&#8217;s what the <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fistful-of-leone.com%2Ffilms%2Fouatitw.html&amp;i=0&amp;c=340257c7063aa9ceff889f179bdb8f69630be3a5">Fistful of Leone website</a> is for. In the meantime, dig the picture of Claudia Cardinale, who plays the female lead. God bless the Italians for giving the world such beautiful women! <img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/tsmileys2/32.gif" alt="Image" alt="Image" />
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		<title>Creep</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/30/creep/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2005 03:42:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Entertainment</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/30/creep/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	
	Here&#8217;s the online trailer for Creep, an intense &amp; disturbing new British/German co-production. One of few good horror movies I&#8217;ve seen in the past several years!

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	<p>Here&#8217;s <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cinemas-online.co.uk%2Fcontent%2Frun_trailer.php%3FtFn%3Dcreep_med.mov&amp;i=0&amp;c=a6ea0b57c53314275ff00c019bc8586b3a5e00c9">the online trailer</a> for <em>Creep</em>, an intense &amp; disturbing new British/German co-production. One of few good horror movies I&#8217;ve seen in the past several years!
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		<title>Watch the Passion Online for Free</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/watch-the-passion-online-for-free/</link>
		<comments>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/watch-the-passion-online-for-free/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:57:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Amusing</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Yes, The Passion of the Christ, uncut, uncensored, and 100% free. Well&#8230; sorta kinda.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Yes, <em>The Passion of the Christ</em>, uncut, uncensored, and 100% free. Well&#8230; <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tellafriend.us%2Fr%2Fpassion-of-christ%2F&amp;i=0&amp;c=ae7213e31f929917b0dca8fc030becec2141e3dd">sorta kinda</a>.
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		<title>Interesting Motherf***ers</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/interesting-motherfuckers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 23:10:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Interesting</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/interesting-motherfuckers/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Check out this  nicely diverse list of Interesting Motherf***ers.
	What is an Interesting Motherf***er? According to the page:
	Interesting Motherf***ers are the artists, musicians, authors, filmmakers, actors and assorted creative types whose eccentricity forced them to stray from the path of normal humans and follow their own twisted visions. They are the freaks, the geeks and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Check out this <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acidlogic.com%2Finteresting_motherfuckers.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=a95ed4daf879565ece5ee19193d3e6e6cf154df7"> nicely diverse list</a> of Interesting Motherf***ers.</p>
	<p>What is an Interesting Motherf***er? According to the page:</p>
	<blockquote><p>Interesting Motherf***ers are the artists, musicians, authors, filmmakers, actors and assorted creative types whose eccentricity forced them to stray from the path of normal humans and follow their own twisted visions. They are the freaks, the geeks and the cult icons of pop entertainment.</p></blockquote>
	<p>My personal favorites: <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acidlogic.com%2Fim_berniecasey.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=f25ce04095676d2785089c98ed7d7a2a1dec953b">Bernie Casey</a>, <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acidlogic.com%2Fim_shokosugi.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=99655e15a21b6f8347cae924e8d33619a7c8d9d6">Sho Kosugi</a>, <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acidlogic.com%2Fim_katebush.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=8d7c5f82338ec0c71a0bba7448af3cd94241f0de">Kate Bush</a>, and <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.acidlogic.com%2Fim_tomsavini.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=071fea9c5af4020051c09ce7c968e4a19c6e4a81">Tom Savini</a>.</p>
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		<title>Microsoft&#8217;s Allchin: Longhorn is Broken</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/microsofts-allchin-longhorn-is-broken/</link>
		<comments>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/microsofts-allchin-longhorn-is-broken/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 07:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Science and Tech</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/microsofts-allchin-longhorn-is-broken/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	On one hand I am surprised, and on the other hand, I&#8217;m not:
	Windows is broken and Microsoft has admitted it. In an unprecedented attempt to explain its Longhorn problems and how it abandoned its traditional way of working, the normally secretive software giant has given unparalleled access to The Wall Street Journal, even revealing how [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>On one hand I am surprised, and on the other hand, I&#8217;m not:</p>
	<blockquote><p>Windows is broken and Microsoft has admitted it. In an unprecedented attempt to explain its Longhorn problems and how it abandoned its traditional way of working, the normally secretive software giant has given unparalleled access to The Wall Street Journal, even revealing how Vice President Jim Allchin, personally broke the bad news to Bill Gates.</p></blockquote>
	<p>Full article <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.smartofficenews.com.au%2FComputing%2FPlatforms_And_Applications%3Farticle%3D%2FComputing%2FPlatforms%2520And%2520Applications%2FNews%2FE5T7U6H8&amp;i=0&amp;c=abf242a1d9bcd52d168359841465be04fa9c0cfc">here</a>.</p>
	<p>I&#8217;ve said it before about this debacle, and I&#8217;ll say it again now: Longhorn is to Microsoft as <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FCopland&amp;i=0&amp;c=2e1253c0381152453b4a111be41fa8fafb0abaa0">Copland</a> was to Apple.</p>
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		<title>The Steven Seagal Show</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/the-steven-seagal-show/</link>
		<comments>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/the-steven-seagal-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Amusing</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/the-steven-seagal-show/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Ken McIntyre serves up some more hysterical Flash animation with Steven Seagal as the butt of the joke. Oh, and Christopher Walken&#8217;s gonna be there too!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Ken McIntyre serves up some more hysterical Flash animation with <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.atomfilms.com%2Flanding%2FlandingIndex.jsp%3Fid%3Dseagal3_final_conflict%26mature%3Daccept&amp;i=0&amp;c=95089cce1fe1bf1148c647d06c034a42c7146e11">Steven Seagal</a> as the butt of the joke. Oh, and Christopher Walken&#8217;s gonna be there too!
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		<title>Leave it to Bush</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/leave-it-to-bush/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 03:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>News and Politics</category>
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		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/leave-it-to-bush/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	I&#8217;m a sucker for sharp political humor. I&#8217;m a sucker for ingenious Flash cartoons, too. These are just priceless:
	
Episode 1 - Gary Busey
Episode 2 - Bill Cosby
Episode 3 - Samuel L. Jackson/Christopher Walken
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>I&#8217;m a sucker for sharp political humor. I&#8217;m a sucker for ingenious Flash cartoons, too. These are just priceless:</p>
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<a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetoiletonline.com%2Fleaveit.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=e8a7adc1bb676ee3f1df186b0d08618f1498e41b">Episode 1</a> - Gary Busey<br />
<a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetoiletonline.com%2Fleaveit2.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=4510a417ff8f77c0c9712e8b19e28bd19451ab05">Episode 2</a> - Bill Cosby<br />
<a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetoiletonline.com%2Fleaveit3.htm&amp;i=0&amp;c=42f3d5b6c1b1637acca525607b718e5b50d0513b">Episode 3</a> - Samuel L. Jackson/Christopher Walken</ul>
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		<title>Swift-boating Aaron Broussard</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/swift-boating-aaron-broussard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2005 00:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>News and Politics</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/26/swift-boating-aaron-broussard/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	
	One of the pivotal heart-wrenching moments in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath came when Aaron Broussard, president of Jefferson Parish, broke down during a live interview with Tim Russert as he recalled the tragic drowning of an employee&#8217;s invalid mother.
	Since then, the story of willful abandonment at St. Rita&#8217;s Nursing Home has gained national attention&#8230; but [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><img src="http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/4686/broussard9me.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us" /></p>
	<p>One of the pivotal heart-wrenching moments in the Hurricane Katrina aftermath came when Aaron Broussard, president of Jefferson Parish, <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fvideos.informationclearinghouse.info%2FJeffersonParrishMTP.wmv&amp;i=0&amp;c=37044242274c91f9dbb4abb5fd83c568625d74f7">broke down during a live interview</a> with Tim Russert as he recalled the tragic drowning of an employee&#8217;s invalid mother.</p>
	<p>Since then, the story of willful abandonment at St. Rita&#8217;s Nursing Home has gained national attention&#8230; but with it came some small <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.msnbc.msn.com%2Fid%2F9368952&amp;i=0&amp;c=50b52eb6a1ad0fa1924293a9ea2564c2736143e0">factual errors</a> in regard to Broussard&#8217;s outburst.</p>
	<p>Russert got a chance to <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmovies.crooksandliars.com%2FMeet-the-Press-Broussard-responds.mov&amp;i=0&amp;c=467e5766944aace49a19926265499841785ee81e">interview Broussard again today</a>, and decided to call him on these discrepancies, as if it actually matters that Broussard got his dates wrong during an emotional shipwreck.</p>
	<p>Broussard handled these innuendos from a worthless turd like Russert in the only possible manner: right back in your face, buddy. Check out the video link for more.</p>
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		<title>Caption This</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/caption-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 23:34:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>News and Politics</category>
	<category>Amusing</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/caption-this/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Yooha! has a set of hilariously-captioned AP news photos featuring Bush and his criminal gang.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Yooha! has <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyooha.meepzorp.com%2F&amp;i=0&amp;c=154e24452a52c552386d61ef0072dc6bb26fe02c">a set of hilariously-captioned AP news photos</a> featuring Bush and his criminal gang.
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		<title>Hum That Tune</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/hum-that-tune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:57:44 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Science and Tech</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	NYU has a neat little techie project in which software attempts to identify those hard-to-name tunes, if you hum them into a microphone for it.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>NYU has a neat little techie project in which <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fquerybyhum.cs.nyu.edu%2F&amp;i=0&amp;c=0a5003b6100e600c0a6e8ec67f79bc086e91f3dc">software attempts to identify those hard-to-name tunes</a>, if you hum them into a microphone for it.
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		<title>Yucko the Clown</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/yucko-the-clown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:55:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Amusing</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/yucko-the-clown/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Amazing. It&#8217;s like Krusty the Klown in the flesh&#8230;an insane, incredibly vulgar loudmouth clown  a assaulting people on the streets of NYC and New Orleans. 
	Allegedly this guy is linked with Howard Stern. You&#8217;ve been warned.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Amazing. It&#8217;s like Krusty the Klown in the flesh&#8230;<a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.compfused.com%2Fdirectlink%2F915%2F&amp;i=0&amp;c=03d74feee9d5e6c1e7f837cba87b9cfc70364b4d">an insane, incredibly vulgar loudmouth clown </a> a assaulting people on the streets of NYC and New Orleans. </p>
	<p>Allegedly this guy is linked with Howard Stern. You&#8217;ve been warned.
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		<title>The Private World of Kubrick</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/the-private-world-of-kubrick/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:24:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Entertainment</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/the-private-world-of-kubrick/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Here&#8217;s a fascinating article describing the late Stanley Kubrick&#8217;s private estate. It&#8217;s a rare look into the inner sanctum of a brilliant artist-filmmaker.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Here&#8217;s a <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Ffilm.guardian.co.uk%2Ffeatures%2Ffeaturepages%2F0%2C4120%2C1177734%2C00.html&amp;i=0&amp;c=9662a39f7dc83a2fedad33ff17532421f4a62cf5">fascinating article</a> describing the late Stanley Kubrick&#8217;s private estate. It&#8217;s a rare look into the inner sanctum of a brilliant artist-filmmaker.
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		<title>Oddly Different Storytime</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/oddly-different-storytime/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Amusing</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Nicely twisted spins on classic children&#8217;s stories: Horton Hires a Whore, Curious George and the High-Tension Power Line, and more.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p><a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.triggur.org%2Fstorytime%2F&amp;i=0&amp;c=a441e2f0d47accba0d610fcbaeb198867077c1a1">Nicely twisted spins</a> on classic children&#8217;s stories: <em>Horton Hires a Whore</em>, <em>Curious George and the High-Tension Power Line</em>, and more.
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		<title>Eugene the Crooning Child</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/eugene-the-crooning-child/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 19:49:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Amusing</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/eugene-the-crooning-child/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Watch little Russian boy Eugene Mirman put his unique spin on all your favorite popular tunes. He started singing &#8220;Mickey&#8221; when the page loaded and I almost pissed myself laughing.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Watch little Russian boy <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.eugenemirman.com%2F&amp;i=0&amp;c=5ff9a5cdc15e6f16d01773ded095ead6c6d74bfb">Eugene Mirman</a> put his unique spin on all your favorite popular tunes. He started singing &#8220;Mickey&#8221; when the page loaded and I almost pissed myself laughing.
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		<title>Waitresses to the Stars</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/waitresses-to-the-stars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 19:32:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Entertainment</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/waitresses-to-the-stars/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	Biterwaitress.com collects horror stories from waitresses around the country, and there&#8217;s quite a few recollections of celebrity encounters. Discover what a stingy bastard your favorite movie star is&#8230; or perhaps what a swell person he/she is.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Biterwaitress.com collects horror stories from waitresses around the country, and there&#8217;s quite a few <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bitterwaitress.com%2Fgossip%2F&amp;i=0&amp;c=b9597e9f61f409f4c559c9384dbe08f773a8dc87">recollections of celebrity encounters</a>. Discover what a stingy bastard your favorite movie star is&#8230; or perhaps what a swell person he/she is.
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		<title>Galloway vs. the U.S. Senate</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/galloway-vs-the-us-senate/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 17:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>itchybrain</dc:creator>
		
	<category>News and Politics</category>
		<guid>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/galloway-vs-the-us-senate/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[	After looking at last week&#8217;s debate between Chris Hitchens and George Galloway and being duly impressed by the latter, I traveled around the web to see if any more videos of him existed. I&#8217;d nearly forgotten that Galloway was one of the individuals the Bush administration attempted to implicate in the Oil-for-food Scandal earlier this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>After looking at last week&#8217;s debate between Chris Hitchens and George Galloway and being duly impressed by the latter, I traveled around the web to see if any more videos of him existed. I&#8217;d nearly forgotten that Galloway was one of the individuals the Bush administration attempted to implicate in the <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FOil-for-Food_Programme&amp;i=0&amp;c=6afd377a31bc8a31303d6f198cce9006cc6c5d1c">Oil-for-food Scandal</a> earlier this year.</p>
	<p>Galloway was called before the Senate in an unprecedented testimonial on his alleged involvement with the Hussein regime. You can watch the entire proceedings <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F2%2Fhi%2Fuk_news%2Fpolitics%2F4556113.stm&amp;i=0&amp;c=fa620ae77de8035d494097062558a6bce595da1b">here</a>.  It is perhaps the first time in our history that a foreign statesman has bitchslapped our corrupt Senate right on the chamber floor.</p>
	<p>Conservatives attack Galloway as an appeaser and supporter of Saddam Hussein, while failing to note that the documents &#8220;implicating&#8221; him were <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.whatreallyhappened.com%2Fgalloway_document.html&amp;i=0&amp;c=fd64dd1d90edcb15d0011eed5785c401067586ad">forgeries</a> distributed after the war. It&#8217;s also important to point out that no one on either side of the Atlantic has bothered to bring Galloway to trial (because there is absolutely no evidence against him).  Galloway&#8217;s unmitigated victory in a libel suit on the same topic is further proof in his favor.
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		<title>Galloway vs. Hitchens</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/25/galloway-vs-hitchens/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2005 04:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>News and Politics</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	British MP George Galloway recently debated former liberal Christopher Hitchens in NYC on September 14, and it was quite a showdown. Tempers flared on both sides as Hitchens defended his decision to support the Iraq War in the face of blistering attacks from Galloway:
	You start off being the liberal mouthpiece of one of the most [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>British MP George Galloway recently debated former liberal Christopher Hitchens in NYC on September 14, and it was quite a showdown. Tempers flared on both sides as Hitchens defended his decision to support the Iraq War in the face of blistering attacks from Galloway:</p>
	<blockquote><p>You start off being the liberal mouthpiece of one of the most reactionary governments this country has ever seen on the subject of war. You say you&#8217;ve got your own liberal reasons for doing so, and you end up an apologist and a mouthpiece for those miserable, malevolent incompetents who couldn&#8217;t even pick up the bodies of their own citizens in New Orleans in the aftermath of a hurricane.</p>
	<p>That&#8217;s where it ends. That&#8217;s where it ends. You end up a mouthpiece and an apologist for the Bush family whose matriarch, you want to talk about racism? What about Barbara Bush? What about Barbara Bush who took a look at the poor, huddled, masses in the Astrodome and told us they&#8217;d never had it so good? Who told us they were better off than they&#8217;d ever been. Underprivileged people, now in an Astrodome, the only problem with whom she said was that so many of them wanted to stay in Texas. You know, Hitchens, you&#8217;re a court jester. You&#8217;re a court jester.</p>
	<p>Not at Camelot, like other ridiculous other former liberals before you, but at the court of the Bourbon Bushes. Barbara Bush, the Marie Antoinette of modern-day American politics.</p></blockquote>
	<p>Advantage: Galloway. Hitchens, while a master of polite and eloquent rhetoric, offered nothing but the usual neo-con grab bag of talking points. Galloway nailed him repeatedly on his hypocritical stances.</p>
	<p><a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fplay.rbn.com%2F%3Furl%3Ddemnow%2Fdemnow%2Fdemand%2F2005%2Fsept%2Fvideo%2Fgrapple.rm&amp;i=0&amp;c=809d81cd0de0468d2f77c68aecce8586ac5a737a">View the entire video here</a>. Keep in mind this debate is two hours long; set aside time for it. It&#8217;s well worth the watch.
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		<title>Passive Eugenics in Louisiana</title>
		<link>http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/2005/09/06/passive-eugenics-in-louisiana/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2005 22:59:24 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>News and Politics</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Only George Bush could think someone this incompetent did a heck of a job:
	The government&#8217;s disaster chief waited until hours after Hurricane Katrina had already struck the Gulf Coast before asking his boss to dispatch 1,000 Homeland Security employees to the region - and gave them two days to arrive, according to internal documents.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[	<p>Only George Bush could think someone this incompetent did a heck of a job:</p>
	<blockquote><p>The government&#8217;s disaster chief waited until hours after Hurricane Katrina had already struck the Gulf Coast before asking his boss to dispatch 1,000 Homeland Security employees to the region - and gave them two days to arrive, according to internal documents.</p>
	<p>Michael Brown, director of the Federal Emergency Management Agency, sought the approval from Homeland Security Secretary Mike Chertoff roughly five hours after Katrina made landfall on Aug. 29. Brown said that among duties of these employees was to &#8220;convey a positive image&#8221; about the government&#8217;s response for victims.</p>
	<p>Before then, FEMA had positioned smaller rescue and communications teams across the Gulf Coast. But officials acknowledged Tuesday the first department-wide appeal for help came only as the storm raged.</blockquote>
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Either these people in the Bush cabinet are the dumbest sons of bitches ever to walk the earth, or something else is going on here&#8230; something so sinister, it bothers me just to contemplate it. But, take the above and add it up:</p>
	<p>- <a href="http://itchybrain.blogsome.com/go.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bayoubuzz.com%2Farticles.aspx%3Faid%3D4925&amp;i=0&amp;c=7767add1c64d7a30ad8c6026c2bd3b89ce4465ff">The phone lines cut by FEMA in Orleans Parish.</a>  <br />
- Refusal of foreign aid workers and money.</p>
	<p>- Refusal of water deliveries from local Wal-marts.</p>
	<p>- Refusal to moblize ships on the coast that were ready to assist.</p>
	<p>The list goes on and on. I will dare to say it: what happened here was, to a certain extent, deliberate. It was a passive eugenics operation directed at the poor. Nothing else, other than amazing coincidence or stunning incompetence, explains it.</p>
	<p>Moreso, if it was merely a matter of incompetence, why hasn&#8217;t Bush reprimanded and fired a whole list of people responsible under him, including Chertoff and Brown? Think about it.
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